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Wear your Super Slow Internet pride on your shirt sleeves with this t-shirt.

With Internet this slow, you might need an extra cup or two while you wait for your email.

Keep your keys handy. You’re probably gonna need to go for a drive to clear your head.

Take a little rest while you wait for those photos from your niece’s wedding to load. Soooo…many…pictures.

GAWWHHZZZ….this pillow will keep you comfy while you snooze to our tech support hold music. Machine washable, we hope.

Avoid eye contact when Aunt Kathy asks why you don’t reply to her emails. If you can’t see her, she isn’t really there.

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